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For January:
THE NOMINEES FOR
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH ARE...
*WKLT Traverse City
for firing 1/2 its popular morning show,
*Francesco Schettino for being the worst ship
captain ever
*and Americans For Prosperity for being a
bunch of lying assholes
BASED ON PAGEVIEWS
ON OUR BLOGSPOT
SITE, THE LOSER IS....
FRANCESCO
SCHETTINO!
Originally
published January 19th, 2012:
For almost this past week, the news has
been buzzing about the cruise ship Costa
Concordia, which ran aground on some rocks and
sank off the coast of Italy. As of this
publishing, 11 people are dead and many more have
been injured.
Many speculate that the ship's captain,
Francesco Schettino was showboating during the
disaster and didn't cooperate when his ship was
sinking while hundreds of peoples' lives were
being in danger.Schettino abandoned ship, long
before everybody else did. As a matter of fact,
while the ship started to tilt, an announcer told
everybody on the intercom that everything was OK
and that a slight tilt was normal.
But in the end, the ship started to sink
while its passengers were freaking out.
Of course, Schettino's life is now at
stake, being charged for manslaughter and
abandoning ship. His lawyers contend that he is
innocent, and that the rocks he hit couldn't be
seen.
Ya know, Schettino was a wuss for what he
did. If I were captain, I would warn the
passengers to abandon ship and be the last one
off, dead or alive. Remember Sully Sullenberger?
He accidentally hit some birds with his plane, but
proved to be a hero for landing his plane in the
river, saving all on board. Sully's a hero,
Schettino's a pussy. Period.
I hope this jerk gets life for what he
did. His ship's the one that's sinking now.
January: Francesco Schettino
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